MY BODY IS YOUR BON BON

YOU SAVOR EVERY TASTE

LICK YOUR LIPS BEFORE ME

FOR THERE'S NOT A DROP TO WASTE

BON BONS IN THE LIVING ROOM

BON BONS ON THE FLOOR

IN THE MASTER BEDROOM

AND BY THE BATHROOM DOOR

MY BODY IS YOUR BON BON

CHOCOLATE COATED CHERRY

WHEN YOU PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH

THE FEELING IS SO...VERY

COME TO ME IN THE NIGHT, MY LOVE

PLACE YOUR HAND UPON MY HEART

MIDNIGHT BREEZE AND MOONLIGHT

DANCING WITH THE STARS ABOVE

YOU KISS MY LIPS AND MY HEART DANCES

A DANCE OF A MILLION LOVES

STRANGE, YET STRONGER THAN HEMPROPE

SWIMMING AGAINST THE TIDES OF OUR LIVES

TOGETHER

ALWAYS

HEY BUDS! BABY AND I JUST GOT HOME, AND WE'RE UNWINDING. I'M STILL SO FULL FROM OLIVE GARDEN. WE HAD A NICE ROMANTIC DINNER BEFORE GOING TO THE STATION. THE FOOD WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT, I HATE TO EAT A FULL MEAL SOOO LATE! BUT, THEN AGAIN, THIS IS VEGAS! MIDNIGHT CAN BE TWO O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE! ;-) SO, MAYBE I'LL JUST PRETEND THAT IT'S LIKE FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON AND I JUST HAD A LIGHT DINNER. YEAH. THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE TICKET.. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT I HAD SHRIMP TORTELLINI WITH CREAM SAUCE! I TOOK ONE OF THOSE LACTOSE PILLS BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, NOW, I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. DAMN! THAT SUCKS BECAUSE I LOVE ALL THINGS DAIRY. ESPECIALLY MILK! I NEED MY MILK! I AM KNOWN FOR MY LOVE OF MILK AMONG MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. MILK IS MY TRADEMARK. IT MAY SOUND FUNNY, BUT, I'M REALLY MIFFED ABOUT THIS. DARE I SAY "UPSET".. I'VE NEVER BEEN ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. WHAT'S THE DEALIO? I HOPE THAT THIS IS A TEMPORARY ISSUE, BECAUSE THIS COULD GET OLD REALLY QUICK! ANYWAY BUDS..I'M GONNA STOP WHINING, AND START SURFING.. I GUESS I'LL HAVE A COLD BEER INSTEAD OF A GLASS OF ICE COLD MILK.. :-( I LIKE MY MILK WITH ICE.. WATCH ME DREAM ABOUT MILK TONIGHT. LOL!

WHAT'S UP TO MY PEEPS!! BABY AND I ARE RELAXING AND WATCHING "SURVIVOR". WHAT'S UP WITH THESE PEOPLE? ALL COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING FOOD AND SHIT! THIS IS SURVIVOR NOT A GRAND VACATION! SEE, IF THEY WERE HARD CORE THEY'D EAT SOME CRICKETS AND SHUT THE HELL UP! YEAH, IT'S EASY FOR ME TO TALK THAT SHIT AS I SIT ALL COMFY COZY WITH YOU FINE PEOPLE RIGHT? JUST CHILLIN' NOT COLD FROM RAIN AND ANXIETY-RIDDEN FROM CROCODILES ROAMING ALL AROUND. EEEWWW I THINK THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT CHICKEN WITH FLIES ON IT! WHOA! AND YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TIME A FLY LANDS ON FOOD IT REGURGITATES RIGHT? OH THE DEEPNESS WE'LL GO THROUGH FOR A MILLION BUCKS. ANYWAY GUYS..I JUST WANTED TO POP IN AND SAY HOWDY!

Hi guys! what's up? Baby just retired for the night, (or should I say morning)? She's laying in the bedroom, but, I'm still yelling and talking to her ;-) ... I'm really excited because tomorrow, I get to spend most of the day with her. She's usually in meetings all day long, so, I just love it when she has a "light" day planned, like tomorrow! I plan to enjoy her to the fullest too if you know what I mean. ;-) It's so much fun to just lay in bed and hold and squeeze her body. Gosh! Now I totally get what guys see in us. She has to protect that healthy ass of hers because I love to just spank it! LOL I don't know why..I guess that some asses beg to be spanked right? See, this is what happens to me when I do a show about sex. Well, that's almost every night LOL, but, tonight, I talked about the "G" spot.. You guys know that sex is Baby's favorite topic. It is fun though! :-) But, I did some research on the "G" spot, and I learned a lot. Well, I knew that it was way up inside of me and that no man had ever reached it with his penis. (no matter how big you are guys, you have to do the "come hither" motion to get to it). I also knew that it was about the size of a quarter. But what I DIDN'T know, was that the "G" spot SWELLS when stimulated. Much like penile tissue..Hey! Who do I think I am? Doctor fucking Ruth? Let me go and get my head out of the gutter! What are the stats? Guys think about sex every 7 to ten minutes, and girls every 15? See you in 15! ;-)