1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR, PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.

6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.

9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR

15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.

17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.

20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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HEY GUYS! WELL, THE WEEK IS HALFWAY OVER! GOSH, THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR THAT WIZZES BY! I JUST LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON! I DO MISS THE SNOW AT TIMES THOUGH. HOWEVER, THE MOUNTAINS THAT SURROUND US HERE IN THE VALLEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL DURING THE WINTER MONTHS. WE ACTUALLY HAVE SKIING UP IN THE MOUNTAINS. IT'S KIND OF LIKE HAVING THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. YOU CAN SWIM AND RUN AROUND IN SHORTS ALL YEAR LONG DOWN HERE, BUT, UP IN THE MOUNTAINS IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. PRETTY KOOL EH?

BABY'S PARENTS ARE COMING OUT THIS MONTH I THINK. THIS MONTH OR NEXT. I LOVE IT WHEN THEY COME. THEY CRACK ME UP! I WANT TO HAVE THEM IN THE STUDIO, BUT, BABY'S LIKE "NO WAY!" LOL! I THINK THAT THEY'D MAKE FOR GREAT RADIO. THEY KNOW THAT WE HOST AN ADULT SHOW, BUT, THEY'VE NEVER HEARD IT. OH MY GOAD, THEY'D TITHE TWICE AS MUCH! LOL!

ANYWAY BUDS, I'M GONNA GO SURFING AND CHECK THIS KID OUT ON "MADE" TRYING TO BECOME A FIGURE SKATER. TOO FUNNY! HEY! DID ANYBODY SEE "PUNK'D"? WHAT'S WITH BERNIE MACK THROWING SUNFLOWER SEEDS OUT OF THE CAR WITH THE COP RIGHT THERE? LOL GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE. ASHTON KUTCHER IS A NUT! ;-0

You know, as I sit here, with my Baby, unwinding from the day's events, I'm pontificatng about my day..Lisa's weekend is over, so, tomorrw I go back to my "me" mode..Which is kool. Lisa's great to hang out with and she makes me laugh my ass off, but, I start to miss my private time with Baby.. I like it when it's just the two of us. So, when Lisa comes over and stays for hours on end, although I'm enjoying her company, sometimes, I'm just like..Hmmm..When is she leaving? LOL! But, she knows that..But, it makes not the least bit of difference to her. She stays until Baby and I are falling onto the floor from exhaustion. I don't see her that often so, that's okay. I'm trying to find her a man. I know. Dangerous territory. But, she wants to meet someone. But, the guys she meets are total nimrods who don't respect her or provide her with the emotional support that she wants and needs at this point in her life. I think that she knows what she wants. If only she would go for it, you know? I told her to live now! Date people and don't get too serious. She tends to fall pretty quickly. She would probably disagree with me, but, I'm on the outside looking in, and she has a very eager heart with a lot to offer, but, her shyness and standoffishness sometimes indicate something different. We'll see..We'll see if I can introduce her to someone who doesn't creep her out! LOL.She so funny! Guys freak her out really easily! There's someone out there for her. I only hope that he exists in this lifetime. Or she may have to wait for the next go round. Shit!

Baby and I are watching this movie called "Say Nothing" with Billy Baldwin and Nastashia Kinski..Baldwin plays an asshole rich guy who falls for and fucks kinsky, but she's married to this guy who has no job and shit. Then Baldwin hires her husband to be closer to her. It's all fucked up. LOL!

Anyway..Just a quickie to say hey!!
Hope all's good in this hood!!!

You know, I think I'm gonna go and read some sex news. You can learn a lot in that section of the online newspapers. Plus, those of you who have listened to the show know that Baby is always at her best when we're talking about sex. Last night after we signed off she was like..."We didn't talk about sex baby!" So, I was like..tomorrow night my love..I promise. So..I'm going to go and pervert my mind LOL and get my ass in gear for some hot conversation tonight....For those of you who'll be up later..Join us! ;-)
Hugs!!
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Hey guys! I had to take a break from the news for a minute. All of the talk about this bird flu was getting to be too much! I popped a movie in. Surprise! LOL Right now, I'm watching "Mommie Dearest"..That's one of my absolute favorites. A classic. I remember whatching it as a kid, thinking..hmmm..Her mom was kind of hard core about the wire hangers eh? Damn! So, I'm gonna go and get caught up in this movie and try to forget about bird flu and all the other negative shit going on out there right now. Instead of bird flu, I'll think about wire hangers and academy awards. Hey! That's much more fun! All hail the crazy queen Joan! No really, I mean, she was awesome in "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane". Gotta love Bette Davis..
Anyway guys..I'm rambling..gonna go for now.
God Bless Rosa Parks!